Liz is Always Right.

Liz is always right.

So this morning we got into a loud discussion about the purchase of a house. I said make a low offer (they are motivated sellers) and then they can counter with a ballpark figure from us to work with. She yelled you don't make a retard offer! I said, its not a retard offer its 'bartering', its 'negotiations' its give and take - 'yin and yang'. She wants out of our current situation so bad that she can't see the forest for the trees (keep in mind we haven't seen the inside of this place). We're starting to fight over and over about it. I can see why, she gave up a career and signed on board as house mom and it’s a handful dealing with the babies and a toddler! But it will be much better once we get our own house... OR WILL IT?

Liz is always right.

Then she starts in on me on a personal level. She mocks my blog about California, and I counter with the fact that just cause her friends tell her about it doesn't mean its about California. She says that she's never read my blog nor cares too.

She is the Anti-California girl. She hates that place more than I liked it. So she says "I want to see you write a blog about how much you love Ohio, and you can title it 'Liz is always right'."

At which point I said, "Well log onto timelinefever.com, baby, and type in a date so far in the future that you can see the blog I write called ‘you’re always right’!"

Liz is always right.
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(That's me pounding the keyboard cause I'm so angry.)

She hasn't ever read my blog but says everybody says I'm a great writer. I said that's shit cause' all great writers I know are all dead. I tell her that if they all think I’m so great, why are you yelling at me about California when you haven’t even read it! She says ‘It’s the content’ of what I write! In a hundred years someone will look at a file titled "Blogs" and then delete all 154 million of them to make room for some other stupid shit!

Liz is always right.

I walk out the door and yell "I’m going to work now, and when I get there I'm writing a BLOG, baby! And I'm calling it 'Liz is always right'! So log on and check it out!!!"

Then she calls me up on the 'cell phone leash' and tells me Emily just crawled across the floor for the first time.

How am I to argue with that? I missed it, but its still touching...

After all,
Liz is always right.

(photo withheld by request)